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    One of the most frustrating parts of an Imp's life is when they try to have children with their spouse. Because of their incredibly low chances of making a baby doctors recommend they make an attempt at least once a day. Now some people reading this might think "Well that doesn't sound too bad" until I remind you it can literally take hundreds of years for an Imp couple to have just one child, and some never even have one. Even Succubi and Inccubi can't improve an Imp's chances. This leads to a lot of depressed and frustrated couples who either blame themselves, blame their spouse, or curse their own race for having such an incredibly poor birth rate.
    Another problem involves an Imp's size. Because they are naturally sort and that an Imp reaches their maximum height between 10 and 13 a lot of people are unable to tell the underaged from the adults which has made it very easy for Imp teens to make fake IDs to participate in illegal underage activities. Also, because of their low birth rate a lot of Imp teens do not use any sort of protection despite the fact that there is still a chance an Imp teen can get impregnated even if the chances are low, and besides that there's the issue of sexually transmitted diseases which became such an issue for them that they made a mandatory law that an Imp must participate in a very informative sex ed class at as early as 11.
    One strange thing to note is that in times of peace the birth rate is usually low, but in times of war or high amounts of violence and crime are present the chances of a couple having a child increases to that of a third of an average human couple's chances. Some theorize that it could be the effect of survival instincts, and that putting themselves in dangerous environments somehow  improves their chances. Some believe that their low birth rate maybe part of some unintentional mental block that effects their birth rate, and that being put in dangerous environments causes them to either forget or ignore that mental block. This discovery has led to a lot of Imp couples participating in events held by the "Hazardous baby making company". The company is hired to at some random time to put a couple in a life threatening situation in order to improve their chances of having a baby.  While the company tells the couples and the public that they will put them in these dangerous scenarios they actually just set up fake scenarios that while to the couple will come off as life threatening will actually be completely safe with almost zero chance of the couple losing their lives.
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